Oh, Jeffrey

[brightlywoven]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7520343.stm

And all I can think of is Steve Taylor on the phone:
"Jeff... Jeff... just calm down OK....Look, three things. One, you should not be using your mobile on a plane. Two, the name of the island is pronounced 'Lez-boss'......Yeah, well that was fairly optimistic of you wasn't it?.....Three, the behaviour of breast implants at altitude isn't something I can claim great knowledge on...Yeah, no I'm fairly certain you can't raise it with a complete stranger...No, whatever danger you think she's in....No, not even with the people in 'shrapnel range'...'

Also seen recently on bbc news:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/hampshire/7505443.stm

This sounds highly suspicious to me. I think some bungler of a Sugg is behind it, and this is a case for Lord Peter.

Comments

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

I am amused at the first, and going "good grief" at the second!

[dr-biscuit.livejournal.com]

I was boggled by the second one, until it struck my that LPW would put this situation to rights (uninvited, of course)

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well that was fairly optimistic of you wasn't it?

Oh, my heart. I promised myself an Evening Off with sitcoms and chocolate and silliness -- I think I know what sitcom I'll be going for.

[dr-biscuit.livejournal.com]

Because when it comes to Steve's rants, you can never stop at just one!

[half-of-monty.livejournal.com]

Makes me think more of Hot Fuzz. Did you see that one? Do!

[dr-biscuit.livejournal.com]

No, but I need to (Simon Pegg! Loved him ever since Spaced)